YOU'RE THE BEST! (that's what they keep tell ing me anyways)

Out of hundreds of thousands of applicants, this is suppose to be the best of the best. Did I fall asleep Rumpelstiltskin style and a while I was out, a horrible plague decimated the voices of the under 30 crowd and only a few (female) soles were able to take refuge in some kind of underground voice shelter?

AHHHH! It's another group sing! HURRY! FAST FORWARD! Phew, that was a close one.

And what happened to Carrie? Did Kellie Pickler steal her food? Damn girl, eat something. And why THIS song. That f'up his cheatin ass' truck with a baseball bat one is so much more amusing. Says a lot about me don't it.

On a serious note, I can't hate on the fact that American Idol is doing it's part to change the world. Many of you know that I spend my own days working towards the same lofty goal. I simply hope that each and every one of you who gain even the smallest semblance of entertainment out of this show, take part in voting and donation opportunities on the nights of April 24th and 25th.

Now back to the cattiness (it's all about balance folks)

OH! So close...
Jarod - take THAT Mr. Baller
Antonella - I'd say I'll miss you, but I won't. SEE YA!
Sabrina - hmmm, not sure what happened here. Maybe it was the hair. Damn you Yolanda!
Sundance - some say its a shocker, I say BUH BYE!

This has shaped up to be the most boring (read: talentless) Top 12 in the history of Idol folks. Maybe I will get some much needed sleep over the next 12 weeks.