Recap, Recap, Over the Hill 60's Teen Idol reliving his final 15 minutes of fame before he keels over and now we move onto the slaughter.
Sanjaya is not in the bottom three? Shocker. Not. Thanks Howard. Stephanie and Chris are in the bottom... two?!?! When did they flip the script like that? (like my street cred? I know, I'm soooo cool). Clever Nigels, clever. You are tricky little minx you are.
Stall, stall, stall. Some cougar named LuLu singing something (better than any of the contestants I might add) that I vaguely recognize and after that, Stephanie gets Daughtry-sized.
Wait, wait. Hold up...WHAT DID QUEENY QUEEN McQUEEN JUST SAY?! ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME?!? Someone pinch me cause I MUST be dreaming! What the HELL is wrong with this country!?!
On second thought, never mind. I just realized that I don't really care that much. But I do think I think I have fallen back in love with this crazy lil show all over again.
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