These are my American Idols!?!

You can't be serious.

This is gonna be a long cold winter folks. Where are the stars of tomorrow? The bright shining lights that cause me and 10% of the rest of the country to blow off Valentine's Dinner to sit slack-jawed in front of their TV as pathetic as that is. Not a single Kelly Clarkson in sight. No Clay Aiken even. Definately no Chris Daughtry.

I can, without a shadow of a doubt, say that I am now watching this show only for you, my faithful readers, because I think they have done lost their minds. In fact if at any point during this season, you see me jump for joy, go all rah rah or begin to make plans to (ahem) stalk any of the below mentioned finalist, I will make the following pledge:

I, TAllegra, of not so sound mind and less sound body do solumly swear that I, under the condition that if at any point during Season 6 of American Idol, express any excitement, glee, joy or exuberance about any of the finalist on said show, I will...well...honestly...I won't do a damn thing. I have some semblance of self respect folks. It IS just a television show.

With that out of the way, let's get on with it then. Ladies and Gentlemen, here are YOUR (cause they are surely not mine) American Idols:

The Men
Chris Sligh (shocker, NOT!)
Sanjaya Malakar (hmmm, really?)
Brandon Rogers (shoe in)
Philip Stacy (couldn't miss the way they pimped this guy in prior weeks)
Blake Lewis (if you ask me, its his to loose)
Rudy Cardenas (safe choice)
Paul Kim (I repeat - token )
A.J. Tabaldo (who?)
Nicholas Pedro (apparently someone likes a quitter)
Chris Richardson (bringing sexyback, again)
Jared Cotter (and you are?)
Jason "Sundance" Head (not a shocker, but the wrong choice if you ask me - we'll miss you Tommy)

The Ladies
Melinda Doolittle (maybe it's HERS to loose)
Gina Glocksen (not really surprised)
Haley Scarnato (have we even seen her before?)
Jordin Sparks (no duh...)
Stephanie Edwards (No clue who you are, but you go Ms. Thang)
Leslie Hunt (is elevator music back in style?)
Alaina Alexander (a plant if I have ever seen one)
Sabrina Sloan (ehhhh)
Lakisha Jones (fulfilled the big girl quota)
Nicole Tranquillo (random)
Amy Krebs (forgettable)
Antonella Barba (with those legs, of course she did)

Warm up those power dialing fingers folks, the game has now begun. yay.