6 Days. But Who's Counting?

On the 6th Day of Daughtry, my Pocket-Sized-Rock-God sent to me...

A 6 (or so) Paragraph Article on His #1 Success

Billy Bob Thorton? Really? What can I say. He's new to this whole fame thing - he doesn't know any better. Leave me alone. Me and my 1.3 million friends are taking our toys and going home.