God Bless Crazy People and Crack Babies

Jesse Ventura and Prince Rogers Nelson aside, is THAT all that Minnesota has to offer?! I don't know about you all, but based upon what I have seen so far - I'm going to find a way to vote for Chris Daughtry (ROBBED I SAY!). Eeee gads people...

But I have to say, AI6 has spawned my new favorite (and appropo) drinking game - Spot The Plastered Judge. Here are the rules: Buy a six-pack of beer. Turn on American Idol and and select a Judge (seriously, you are already drunk if you can't figure out who I am talking about). Every time you see said Judge do one of the following, take a swig of beer:

• Slur their words (can you say vibratttttttttttto)

• Sway back and forth pinballing off Simon and/or Jewel (or whatever star judge they brought in to distract us. Rightttttt, like THAT'S gonna work)

• Close their eyes while they speak (hello sleepy head, time to wake up and earn your Brinks trunk of a salary...)

• Any other OBVIOUSLY drunk behavior (like allowing yourself to be nationally televised in such a state)

Once you are finished (which should be by the first commerical break), crack open another bottle. Then another. And so on. At this rate, you should be finished drinking all six bottles by the end of the show. How do you win you ask? Well in case you lushes hadn't noticed, this is not REALLY a game, but instead a great excuse to get wasted on a Tuesday night. And honestly, this might be the only way you can get through the next few weeks of auditions.

God grant us the serenity...

Top 2
Denise "Crack Baby" Jackson
Sarah "Rapunzel" Krueger