Happy 2008 Everyone

Hello Again My Little Liebchen,

I know you missed me so. Hell, I missed me so.

A new year. A new outlook. A new season of AI. I feel as perky and pretty as Queen Carrie Underwood at the CMA's, Grammy's, American Music Awards, MTV Music Awards, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

What a year it has been for our favorite Idol contestants...

How the mighty have fallen:
* Taylor Hicks (Dropped on his head. We suspected.)
* Ruben Studdard (Dropped on his big old ass)
* Kelly Clarkson (Pissed off Clive. Kelly, let me introduce you to someone. You may have met. Justin G...)
* Ms. Clay Aiken (Outed and ousted)
* This just in! Katherine McPhee (Pretty but apparently, not that talented. Dropped.)

Oh, but how the underdogs have risen:
* Jennifer Hudson (Oscar anyone???)
* Bo Bice (2nd Album released and it actually sounds like Bo. Praise Jesus.)
* Fantasia (Broadway Baby)
* and my own beloved Christopher Adam Daughtry (Really people, do I even need to explain?!? If so, log off my blog IMMEDIATELY!!!)

Though I have somehow "gotten a life" over the past few months and haven't seen a single commercial for American Idol, I can confidently (ok, if last year was any indication, mostly confidently) say that this is going to be the best year yet! Ok, so technically it would only be the best year yet if they let the Pocket Sized Rock God (again, if I have to explain, LOG OFF!) go through another round and procure the title that was rightfully his, but I digress.

So tune in here my friends every Wednesday and Thursday for a little wit, visceral spewing and a lot of rambling about everyone's favorite guilty pleasure. Maybe this will be the year that Paula will FINALLY have that Britney Spears meltdown we have all been waiting patiently for. One can only hope...and pray...

See you next Tuesday at 8:00 p.m.!