And not in a Chris Daughtry kinda way (See how I did that? Clever, I know.) Apparently they think we can't get enough of this shit. Well, guess what. We can. So there. Harumph.
So because I don't care anymore - about the auditions anyways - I'm just going to run down the "best of the rest" and let weeks and weeks of trauma induced sarcastic rants speak for themselves about the rest of the pathetic fame whores.
TOP 5
Tami "Janice Joplin Lives" Gosnell (Top 10 Material)
Paul "Token" Kim
Gina "Pink Called..." Glocksen
Ebony "Roller Slut" Jointer
Lakisha "You Go Girl " Jones
And so I repeat (ahem) next stop... Hollyweird.
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